blinkstolemyheart:

imagineharrypotter:

Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.

Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.

Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.

Fourth plot twist: Not gonna happen, because gay.

(Source: stolentardises)

(Reblogged from lesbianmorrigan)

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    Fifth plot twist: we’re all hella gay, so repopulating becomes more of a chore than a victory. :(
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