By the way, I have blacklisted

Faking It

I realize times are shit and even the vague idea of something approximately resembling the shadow of fair representation triggers our… well, whatever you want to call it—I couldn’t come up with a word that doesn’t sound judgmental.

So if you’re going to watch that I’m not going to blame you or whatever, but PLEASE tag it. 

This is not a question of shipping or not-shipping for me. It’s a question of keeping my blood pressure low and my thirst for murder at a minimum.

Thanks.

Sometimes I look at white male comedians and can perfectly picture them being little pieces of shit when they were in high school.

when women get behind something, their sheer numbers and passion force it into the mainstream. that’s why you can name the actor who plays that werewolf kid in “twilight” and probably sing at least the chorus to one justin bieber song. what do tween boys like? i have no clue. sports? probably sports.
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Prioritizing coffee machines over birth control was definitely not Cersei’s idea, though.

oracuyc:

relax-o-vision:

The Lannisters have coffee machines. 

Headcanon a-fucking-ccepted (that didn’t work out the way I wanted it to).

also. they have advanced medicine and can grow limbs that’s why movie!Tyrion had a nose

too bad they wasted all their resources on growing extra noses. I know someone who could use a HAND

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The Lannisters have coffee machines. 

Headcanon a-fucking-ccepted (that didn’t work out the way I wanted it to).

the-world-is-a-corner:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Can someone PLEASE explain the fuck is going on here because I swear to God, this has showed up in my dash like five times already and I STILL don’t get the joke.

The joke is that Jaime is literally holding one of those paper cups for your coffee-to-go needs.

(Source: maimedlion)

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boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

(Source: maimedlion)

(Reblogged from ididntmeanyou)
Queerbaiting is the silent killer in our televisions. Please, make sure your favorite shows get tested early and often. In the first stages of queerbaiting, the disease is regularly mistaken for actual representation and the start of a romantic arc. Symptoms include lingering physical contact, intense gazes, vague but seemingly meaningful confessions and innuendo-filled dialogue. One of the most prevalent symptoms is referred to by the medical community as “eye sex,” with hundreds of cases on record. So far, the only cure for queerbaiting seems to be not engaging with the show itself, but the more time that passes, the deeper the investment and thus the more difficult the treatment.
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Morrigan being straight was the dumbest thing ever.

It really was. And they only did that to her for two reasons:

1. the penis can fix angry lesbian feminist witches, no problem

2. women must breed

I hate that fucking “storyline” so much. Unfortunately I’m very much in love with Morrigan, so it’s a bad case of sticking my fingers into my ears and ignoring everything left and right. 

"You’re giving me a ring?

"Yes, it is a ring, but before you get any foolish notions, let me-“

"Are you proposing?"

"Neria!"

"…Because it’s absolutely a ‘yes’, if you are."

(Reblogged from velannas)
velannas:

otp: bedhead 

velannas:

otp: bedhead 

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nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door

I want to open the door

(Reblogged from charli-mcda)

“stupid fucking tv show” we all say as we continue to dedicate a whole blog to it

(Source: augusters)

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Lol, no, you fucked up, Andrew.

(Source: andrewgarfielddaily)

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